Wtf, Sean Kingston?

We can go to the tropics
Sip piña coladas
Shorty I could take you there

*That sounds nice!*

Or we can go to the slums
Where killas get hung
Shorty I could take you there

*Umm.. Nah, the Pina colada thing sounds way better. Why would you take your girl to do dangerous shit like that?!*

You know I could take ya (I could take ya...)
I could take ya (I could take ya...)
Shorty I could take you there
You know I could take ya (I could take ya...)
I could take ya(I could take ya...)
Shorty I could take you there
 
*I get it; you could take her there.*

Shorty come with me it's no worry
I know the bad men them where they ah stay
Police fly pursuit in a hurry
This is no gun play

*Are you sure? Still sounds sorta sketchy..*

Don't be scared in a deh West Indies
It's Jamaica, that's where I'm from
Might see something you're not used to
Welcome to the slums
 
*Probably should have just stayed in tonight.. *

As long as you're with me
Baby you'll be alright
I'm known in the ghetto
Girl just stay by my side
Or we can leave the slums go to paradise

*Yeah, the fucking paradise option is much better. Why in the hell would anyone rather go to the slums?! shit, man.. *

Baby it's up to you,
It's whatever you like

* Maybe you should take her out on the jet ski? ............... Wait, nvm. My bad. Sorryyyyyyyy. *